Running Implicit Mazes

time to make all the enemies! now that I've insulted everyone's champions
who are, for your reference
[
Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts (W/B),
Ruric thar, the Unbowed (G/R),
Varolz, the Scar-Striped (G/B),
Lavinia of the tenth (U/W),
Tajic, blade of the legion (R/W),
exava, the blood witch (B/R),
emmara tandris (G/W),
Vorel of the Hull Clade (U/G)
&
Melek, Izzet Paragon (U/R),
]
you may also have noticed that I left out the Dimir Champion, Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker, that's because the dimir are assassins, and if they're doing it right, you don't see them >.>; also, because I ran out of space on the page and because I couldn't think of a good way to make fun of a shirtless vampire. I mean, it practically makes fun of itself already anyways. also, I don't need to make fun of Emmara, when you're a 5/7 for 7 with text that everyone knows is irrelevant, well, insulting her would be like kicking a one-legged, blind, orphan puppy while it's down.
other notable things, the background is supposed to be reminiscent of the promo image for dragon's maze

more weird stuff here