Myconsynth Lattice isn't a toy

a joke for my fellow EDH players.

this one time in an online game someone played a Myconsynth Lattice, and consequently the next turn another player bribery'd my memnarch, and took a bunch of stuff. When we asked the first guy why he played it, he simply replied "I was using it to color fix!" of course the rest of us groaned into the chat and one guy bluntly told him "Mycosynth Lattice is not a toy!"

Thus every time one of my buddies suggests the lattice for a deck that isn't going to abuse it for a combo; I am sure to remind them that it isn't a toy.

sensei's top, on the other hand, is a great toy.