Loli Isperia

yay isperia all hail our Azorius overlords.
ahem
obligatory hailing mandate complete and set aside,
as a U/W enthusiast I actually really don't like new isperia that much, her artwork is great, and her flavour is sexy enough, and even her mechanic is okay (I liked con sphinx better but.. well we all can't be the blue titan, now can we?) no, what really roasts me about this card is her stat block! why the balls is she a 6/4?! both blue and white are the primary high-toughness colors! pie-wise this stat block is all kinds of wrong! especially if you want her to go along with the whole kind of "ghostly prison" thing she's already doing with her rules text. what better to stop an impending army than a torrent of card draw and a huge toughness creature? but no, this thing is just one toughness away from being bolt-bait. ugh. gross.

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